I was big into hoop skirts as a kid. I fondly referred to them as "skirt tents." I say that because I want you to be impressed at my desire and ability to use real fashion terms even as a child. You may not have heard of "skirt tents" yet, but you will .. they are sure to be a big thing ... soon ... keep watching...
My gateway drug…Continue
I tried to help keep my grandparent's illusions alive. I think it is really cruel the way some kids just blurt out that most of the stuff parents teach you is crap. We have some responsibility to be kind to our parents ... or at least to not do them any harm. (more here .…
I think I ate a bug . . and I might die.
I was home alone, calmly eating an apple. I am allowed to do things like that alone ... at home .. . unattended .... on my own. And I bit into the apple and took a big bite. Then I chewed and chewed and swallowed and then the phone rang or something - I can't remember all the exact details because I am…Continue
I don't think anyone has ever looked up at the clouds in the sky and seen me.
People see elephants and kittens and an old man. No-one says, "Oh wow, doesn't that look like Bliss? That beautiful cloud over there, the one that looks all amazing fashionista and stuff?" Well at least if they have, no-one has told me they have. (more…Continue