Overdressing is an art.
I had an aunt who pronounced it so. She was big on both announcements and pronouncements. I liked to call her "Megaphone Mouth," but only in my head when I was heavily tin-foiled and no-one else could hear. She announced when she was going to die. She spent her life like that so starting the…Continue
I am beyond relieved.
I just realized that I have worried myself sick for years over nothing. I bet you have been worrying too, so consider this a get well card, sans the fluffy kitties because fluffy kitties are too fluffy for my liking, which is why I currently have a lizard ... named "fluffy."
Don't make this…Continue
Sometimes life kicks the romance right out of you. Too much information can do that to you.
City girls love the idea of stepping out of the church and someone releases a bunch of white doves that flutter off into the sky. I think it is supposed to represent her virginity has just flown the coop never…Continue